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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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