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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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