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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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