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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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