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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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