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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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