What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?
What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?
What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?
After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?
What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?
How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'
Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?
What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?
Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?
How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?
What did Noah do before the flood?
What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?