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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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