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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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