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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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