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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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