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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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