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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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