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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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