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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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