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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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