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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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