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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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