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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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