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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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