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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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