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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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