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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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