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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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