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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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