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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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