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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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