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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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