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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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