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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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