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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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