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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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