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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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