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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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