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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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