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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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