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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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