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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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