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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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