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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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