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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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