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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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