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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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