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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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