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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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