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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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