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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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