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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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