What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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