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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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