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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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