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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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