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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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