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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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