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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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