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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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