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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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