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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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