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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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