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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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