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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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