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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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