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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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