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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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