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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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