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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why are civil wars dangerous?

Because of the malicious militias.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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