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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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