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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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