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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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