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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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