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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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