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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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