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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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