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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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