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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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