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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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