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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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