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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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