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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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