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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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