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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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