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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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