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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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