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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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