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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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