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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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