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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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