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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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