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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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