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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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