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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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