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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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