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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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