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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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