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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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