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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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