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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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