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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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