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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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