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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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