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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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