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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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