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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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