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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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