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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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