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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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