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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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