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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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