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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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