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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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