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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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