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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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