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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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