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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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