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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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