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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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