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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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