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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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