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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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