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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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