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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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