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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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