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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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