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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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