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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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