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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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