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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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