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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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