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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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