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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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