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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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