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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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