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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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