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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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