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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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