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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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