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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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