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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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