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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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