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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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