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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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