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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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