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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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