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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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