Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

3211
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

2498
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

664
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

2346
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

642
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

2763
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

2320
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

2465
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

1326
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

17
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

1098
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

104