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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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