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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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