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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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