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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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