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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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