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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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