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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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