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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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