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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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