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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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