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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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