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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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