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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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