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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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