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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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