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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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