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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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