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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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