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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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