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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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