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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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