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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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