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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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