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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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