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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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