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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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