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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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