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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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