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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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