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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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