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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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