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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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