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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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C to shining C

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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