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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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