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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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