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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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