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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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