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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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