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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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