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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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