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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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