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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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