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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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