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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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