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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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