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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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