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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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