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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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