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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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