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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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