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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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