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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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