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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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