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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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