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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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