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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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