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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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