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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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