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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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