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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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