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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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