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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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