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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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