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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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