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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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