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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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