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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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