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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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