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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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