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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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