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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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