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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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