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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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