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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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