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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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