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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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