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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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