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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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