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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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