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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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