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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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