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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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