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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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