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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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