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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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