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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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