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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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