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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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