Pictures:

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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