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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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