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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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