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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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