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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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