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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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