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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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