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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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