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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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