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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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