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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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