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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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