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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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