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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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