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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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