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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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