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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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