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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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