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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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