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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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