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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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