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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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