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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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