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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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