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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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