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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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