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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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