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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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