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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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