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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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