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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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