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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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