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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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