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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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