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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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