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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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