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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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