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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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