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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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