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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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