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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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