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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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