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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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