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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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