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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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