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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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