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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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