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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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