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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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