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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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