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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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