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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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