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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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