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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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