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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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