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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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