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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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