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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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