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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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