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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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