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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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