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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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