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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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