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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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