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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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