Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

2848
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

919
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

2993
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

1511
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

2780
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

1902
Akiva Lane
General

How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

1448
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

1768
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

927
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

1868
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

485
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

1417