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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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