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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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