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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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