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A buoys club.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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