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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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