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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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