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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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