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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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