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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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