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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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