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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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