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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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