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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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