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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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