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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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