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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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