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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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