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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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