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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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