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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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