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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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