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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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