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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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