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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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