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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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