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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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