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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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