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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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