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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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