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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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