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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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