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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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