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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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