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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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