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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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