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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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