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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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