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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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