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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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