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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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