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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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