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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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