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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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