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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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