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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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