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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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