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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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