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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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