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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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