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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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