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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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