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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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