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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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