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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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