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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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