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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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