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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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