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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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