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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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