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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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