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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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