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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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