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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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