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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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