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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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