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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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