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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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