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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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