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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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