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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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