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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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