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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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