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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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