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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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