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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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