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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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