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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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