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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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