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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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