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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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