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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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