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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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