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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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