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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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