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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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