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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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