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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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