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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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