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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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