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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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