Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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