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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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