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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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