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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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