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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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