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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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