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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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