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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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