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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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