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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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