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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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