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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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