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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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