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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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