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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958