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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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