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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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