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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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