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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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