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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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