Pictures:

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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