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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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