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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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