Pictures:

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979