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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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