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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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