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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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