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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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