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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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