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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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