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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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