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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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