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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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