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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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