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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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