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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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