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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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