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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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