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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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