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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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