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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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