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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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