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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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