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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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