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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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