Pictures:

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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