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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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