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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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