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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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