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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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