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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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