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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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