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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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