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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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