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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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