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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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