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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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