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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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