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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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