Pictures:

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972