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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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