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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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