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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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