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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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