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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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