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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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