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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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