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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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