Pictures:

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990