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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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