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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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