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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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