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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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