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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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