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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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