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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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