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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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