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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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