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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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