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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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