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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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