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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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