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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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