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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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