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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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