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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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