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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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