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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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