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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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