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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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