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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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