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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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