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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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