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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975