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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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