What gets wetter the more it dries.
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?
