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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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