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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957