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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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