When does Friday come before Thursday?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?
How do trash collectors learn their trade?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
