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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969