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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990