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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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