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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994