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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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