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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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