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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962