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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975