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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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