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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967