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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967