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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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