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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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