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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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