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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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