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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950