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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956