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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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