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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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