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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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