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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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