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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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