Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?
What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?