Pictures:

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967