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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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