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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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