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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968