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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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