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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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