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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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