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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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