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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958