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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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