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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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