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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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