What has a head and a tail but no body?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
