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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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