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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950