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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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