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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967