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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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