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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989