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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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