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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967