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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995