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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972