Why did the shoes cross the road?
What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
