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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963