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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950