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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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