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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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