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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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