Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
How do trash collectors learn their trade?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What do you call shoes made of banana peels?
