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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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