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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968