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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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