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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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