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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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