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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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