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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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