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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963