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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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