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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979