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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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