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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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