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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988