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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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