What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?
What do you call shoes made of banana peels?
Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?