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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995