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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959