Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
How do trash collectors learn their trade?
What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?
What invention lets you look through a wall?