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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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