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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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