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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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