What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970