Pictures:

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996