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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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