What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950