What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993