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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956