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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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