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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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