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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970