What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What invention lets you look through a wall?
