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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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