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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950