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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989