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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996