What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
What do you call shoes made of banana peels?
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
What gets wetter the more it dries.