Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What invention lets you look through a wall?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?
What do you call shoes made of banana peels?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
