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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960