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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969