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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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