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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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