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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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