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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971