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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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