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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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