Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.
Why did the shoes cross the road?
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
