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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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