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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958