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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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