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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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