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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994