What gets wetter the more it dries.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
What invention lets you look through a wall?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
How do trash collectors learn their trade?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
