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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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