Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
How do trash collectors learn their trade?
