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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969