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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956