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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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