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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988