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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950