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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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