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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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