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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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