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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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