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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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