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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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