Pictures:

What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

2717

Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

2552

What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

3172

What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

1311

What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

2514

What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

2664

What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

2513

What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

2978

What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

1248

Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

1189

What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

3202

How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

680