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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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