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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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