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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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