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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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