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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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