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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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