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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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