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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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