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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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