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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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