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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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