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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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