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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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