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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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