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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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