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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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