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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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