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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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