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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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